Riddle : If twelve make a dozen, how many make a million?
Answer : Very few.
Riddle : Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
Answer : Because then it would be a foot.
Riddle : What time is it when an elephant climbs into your bed?
Answer : Time to get a new bed.
Riddle : What's white when it's dirty?
Answer : A blackboard.
Riddle : A doctor, a lawyer, and a boxer are all walking down the street together.
Which one wears the largest hat?
Answer : The one with the largest head.
Riddle : Which season do kangkaroos like the best?
Answer : Spring