Riddle : What word is always pronounced wrong?
Answer : Wrong
Riddle : Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Answer : Because the poor has no money.
Riddle : Which is faster - hot or cold?
Answer : Hot. Because you can catch cold.
Riddle : Name two things you can never eat for breakfast.
Answer : Lunch and dinner
Riddle : What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer : Smile. Because there's a mile between the first and last letter.
Riddle : In what month do people talk the least?
Answer : February - because it's the shortest month.
Riddle : What do you serve but never eat?
Answer : A tennis ball.
Riddle : What's the difference between here and there?
Answer : The letter "t".
Riddle : How many sides has a box?
Answer : Two. The inside and the outside.
Riddle : If you threw a green shoe into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Answer : Wet.
Riddle : How many big men were born in Massachusetts?
Answer : None. Only babies were born there.
Riddle : What do hippopotamuses have that no other animals have?
Answer : baby hippopotamuses
Riddle : How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?
Answer : Only one, because after that your stomach is no longer empty.
Riddle : When do rabbits have sixteen legs?
Answer : When there are four of them.
Riddle : On which side does an eagle have the most feathers?
Answer : The outside
Riddle : What follows a cat wherever he goes?
Answer : His tail